The Fire Hydrant 

Fry an egg out there, hot as hell it is. We used clichés to gauge heat on the street. While our fathers were at work or at war, we opened the hydrant. 

Bony knee kids and muffin top moms, we shed our clothes. Most of them anyway. First time I saw a filled out bra. 

A lady everyone called aunt Millie, was our levelling presence. Leave your pecker alone and get in the game. Cold water do you good. 

It was magic. It was the summer dad transferred and we left the city, but the heat never left me.

About Me

Roger Kenyon was North America’s first lay canon lawyer and associate director at the Archdiocese of Seattle. He was involved in tech (author of Macintosh Introductory Programming, Mainstay) before teaching (author of ThinkLink: a learner-active program, Riverwood). Roger lives near Toronto and offers free critical thinking and character development courses online.

“When not writing, I’m riding—eBike, motorbike, and a mow cart that catches air down the hills. One day I’ll have Goldies again.”