Clown Dolls

taking it for the team presumes a team

Monica loves how clown dolls pull a happy face, taking it for the team. She also loves retirement parties and threw herself a few. Half dozen, for the ring of creation, became 7. After all, she was the take-it-for-the-team teacher. Her students given top marks by definition, being her students.

Monica’s only lament is no flesh friends. Not even at the free-food retirement parties. It had to be jealousy. Besides, who needs them, what with her matriarchal family, her Grand-Ma-Ma title. No others allowed triple-syllable rank. Blood is thicker than water, but even they endure.

She and “Crampy” Cassius live in a rambling family home. With daughters. Husbands. Grand-children. Downstairs, where none may leave her. None may vacation apart. No birthdays or holidays with in-laws—and why would they, it’s for their own good. Hers is the family that matters.

Hers is the family that nurtures Monica’s narrative of the greatest. The Grandest Grand-Ma-Ma. Still taking it for the team. Until, that is, that slight from an outer-orbit elementary teacher. Elementary. Hardly on the radar and no more than a baby-sitter. ( Aren’t they all? )

A baby-sitter who failed to attend her grand-da-da’s name-sake day. Her saint’s day. Her half-year birthday. One of those. Worse, failed to send the obligatory clown doll for the ever-expanding altar. So, for the slight, Monica planted a seed. From her lips to her daughter’s ear.

From basement-dwelling son-in-law to his mother, to her partner — the baby-sitter. None but blood to have a title, or be visited, or need visit. It was a lesson learned trading fluffy marks for fuzzy reviews. Status will suffice when there is no content to contribute. It earns parties, if not friends.

About Me

Roger Kenyon was North America’s first lay canon lawyer and associate director at the Archdiocese of Seattle. He was involved in tech (author of Macintosh Introductory Programming, Mainstay) before teaching (author of ThinkLink: a learner-active program, Riverwood). Roger lives near Toronto and offers free critical thinking and character development courses online.

“When not writing, I’m riding—eBike, motorbike, and a mow cart that catches air down the hills. One day I’ll have Goldies again.”